"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
Me @ observations
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
do you ever just stare at your homework and cry
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.
lol if only that was how it actually worked in real life
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me